As I was explaining my condition to the doctor, on how I vomitted couple of times, the doctor interpolated.

Doc: Pregnant kot.
Me: nope, can't be.

The dear doctor fell into oblivion and continued.

Doc: When did you get your last "you-know-what"?
Me: I can't be pregnant. tak kahwin lagi!

Then she flipped my medical record card. And walaa, status: kahwin.
And I accepted that with equanimity. If it wasn't for my viral fever.